Chara Mounts and Molests Sabres' Curtis Lazar [Video]

 

If you think being put on the COVID protocol list is bad, try having a 43 year old 7 footer sit on you and give you a face-wash. That is exactly what happened to 6 foot nothing Curtis Lazar during the Sabres vs Capitals game on Friday. 

Zdeno Chara was attempting to play defense when he realized he might just be to old for this and collapsed onto Lazar. Knowing full well he could not get up and his usefulness had been used up years ago, he did the first thing that came to mind; stay seated on Lazar and molest his face.

This would have been a great tactic had it worked, but while he was sitting on Lazar and filling up his cheeks Riley Sheahan potted one in the back of the net for Buffalo.

Hopefully Chara gets his act together and stops letting his private fetishes bleed into his day job. 

However, in the end the Capitals beat the Sabres 4 - 3 in a shootout. 

Also they achieved this win without Alex Ovechkin, Evgeny Kuznetsov, Dmitry Orlov and goaltender Ilya Samsonov. Because Ovechkin threw an "Xbox Party" in his hotel room landing all four men on the COVID-19 protocol list.